tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-72074839843713864492024-02-06T20:07:11.718-08:00Funny FridaysFunny Jokes, Funny Photos and Funny Youtube for every day of the week.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger250125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7207483984371386449.post-29484529759214480652009-08-10T10:47:00.000-07:002009-08-10T10:50:29.842-07:00Myspace Drugs Pre Dramatic Syndrome<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj3BtSWR62EhAcqG9UwpHpGGQG5X_c67IpVXVkyWum5yGllqEIM86oqc0tqEXvSFmJqELlvnHFoV-PbTU-6BIsua8EFz_xMUVUEIq6EWjfwncrDURHPmw-iD54a8ViZUL22sMKVrriVQV8/s1600-h/myspace-funny-photo-pills-drugs-pre-dramatic-syndrome.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 300px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 300px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5368393379031113570" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj3BtSWR62EhAcqG9UwpHpGGQG5X_c67IpVXVkyWum5yGllqEIM86oqc0tqEXvSFmJqELlvnHFoV-PbTU-6BIsua8EFz_xMUVUEIq6EWjfwncrDURHPmw-iD54a8ViZUL22sMKVrriVQV8/s400/myspace-funny-photo-pills-drugs-pre-dramatic-syndrome.jpg" /></a> Maximum Strength Myspace Pills - Good for the relief from Drama, Rumors and Annoying Bulletins. Id like some of these please. I wonder if they are over the counter or you need to see a doctor for a prescription.<br /><div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7207483984371386449.post-73646053047502080772009-04-12T07:10:00.000-07:002009-04-12T07:16:54.104-07:00Tabbouleh or Tabouli Song Video<object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1FaNzrtu0KM&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1FaNzrtu0KM&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="420" height="340"></embed></object><br /><br />After watching this Tabouleh Song, good luck in getting it out of your head.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7207483984371386449.post-7242359026777490752009-04-07T09:32:00.000-07:002009-04-07T09:39:47.978-07:00Do Re Mi at Belgium Train StationAhh, The Sound of Music. It seems that Belgium has a passion for Do Re Mi and the music of Rodgers and Hammerstein. Not sure what prompted this performance at Antwerp Central Railway Station. But its well choreographed and is quite clever. Always nice to hear the wonderful voice of Julie Andrews...<br /><br /><object width="420" height="295"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7EYAUazLI9k&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7EYAUazLI9k&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="420" height="295"></embed></object>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7207483984371386449.post-5281223372426060242009-03-20T07:03:00.000-07:002009-03-20T07:03:00.143-07:00Sleeping Security Guard Halloween Pic<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiRBK9TSB7n1fP-6nJRxsduGyOPI-Gy9LfeaoOcE8gg8k4QaGl88YUA2mGrP2Dt-mnmUSK9OC7zk5zGpCes6AtXCKyELbN0A4jKwNDUoeXoD5Xl_lxvwLN1LTayY736VgDk5CZPquHsPms/s1600-h/sleeping-security-guards-halloween.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5314899237701672514" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 286px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="funny photo of security guard asleep on the job at halloween store" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiRBK9TSB7n1fP-6nJRxsduGyOPI-Gy9LfeaoOcE8gg8k4QaGl88YUA2mGrP2Dt-mnmUSK9OC7zk5zGpCes6AtXCKyELbN0A4jKwNDUoeXoD5Xl_lxvwLN1LTayY736VgDk5CZPquHsPms/s320/sleeping-security-guards-halloween.jpg" border="0" /></a> I think that if i was a security guard, the one day of the year that i wouldnt fall asleep would be on Halloween. Ive seen Nightmare on Elm Street, i know what happens when you fall asleep.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7207483984371386449.post-75973433237417878132009-03-19T07:00:00.000-07:002009-03-19T07:03:04.596-07:00Thats a Skinny Thin Building<img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5314898603984525394" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 214px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="funny photo of really thin building worlds smallest" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhIp72f6ib2oH8p2cIYTc-aV88L5QzFBn2YyDjgyx5XqNHqVMCEMJexroK0hD6Ja4OyoIEnxI-vzSUgzVZdhkDJkuKR3fr_mvD9ZG69cWGsmiQdo7n_RXm7hRN9BCJsHi0X6J7oS5gFymA/s320/tight-space-skinny-narrow-house-photo.jpg" border="0" />Talk about making the best use of a small space. That has got to be one of the thinest buildings in the world! I wonder if there are actual apartments in this building. I guess so. Hard to believe that people could live in a place so small. Single beds only please!Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7207483984371386449.post-4021114180705502972009-03-16T08:35:00.000-07:002009-03-16T08:40:15.578-07:00Outsourced Movie Trailer<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0CUWC9yh5n8&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0CUWC9yh5n8&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Looks like a great movie! And of course it features the very beautiful and talented Ayesha Dharker. Those eyes....wow!Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7207483984371386449.post-41188540671398948712009-03-16T08:02:00.000-07:002009-03-16T08:06:39.067-07:00See Though Glass Public Toilet<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgv7opm4UmJQYONFLG3_Po55jE_DMj5jBP97ZvveK3IwsIV_UhYpF2ALyvXZouikOI0c_L3xOxuoIFwU4m2EL4EvpdTTdjr-iA7uCKuh8B8wnHeqTaNZAhvb_gV9ZYG1QvC5rKA6_F57fU/s1600-h/toilet-photo-see-through-glass.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5313801954724982642" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 214px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgv7opm4UmJQYONFLG3_Po55jE_DMj5jBP97ZvveK3IwsIV_UhYpF2ALyvXZouikOI0c_L3xOxuoIFwU4m2EL4EvpdTTdjr-iA7uCKuh8B8wnHeqTaNZAhvb_gV9ZYG1QvC5rKA6_F57fU/s320/toilet-photo-see-through-glass.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSZOr4kX913Evx_sK5LlJnn1qD5KQBkPVUSpwZFIgF2nHdyDwKUtn5K_v2w3di8Pu_Y4b3cMa4T9TJ9SWeF96LQhJjDnNRGk-KhYVC1eclQZDoWHGPRJbLBIMvenPHOSFiKypGblWG2X0/s1600-h/toilet-photo-funny-see-through-mirror-glass.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5313801957526899874" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 214px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSZOr4kX913Evx_sK5LlJnn1qD5KQBkPVUSpwZFIgF2nHdyDwKUtn5K_v2w3di8Pu_Y4b3cMa4T9TJ9SWeF96LQhJjDnNRGk-KhYVC1eclQZDoWHGPRJbLBIMvenPHOSFiKypGblWG2X0/s320/toilet-photo-funny-see-through-mirror-glass.jpg" border="0" /></a> Im not sure i would be too comfortable using this two way mirror public toilet. Might have stage fright!Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7207483984371386449.post-74643646447273595762009-03-15T06:11:00.000-07:002009-03-15T06:13:14.650-07:00Dog takes Drink from Sprinkler<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjSkPYmJnkn7mWo-XHgtFbDFAcClF-XNpGRJYEPwSrAsAKBaqUholCjKfN0_HeQhOn3fWSbPiLGOzv8KERKFxh509dpNXAT2dt3N6rWf0jnscCAj3I7sw8HPNELKkUrASgZGwlEQwhTCVA/s1600-h/dog-drinking-from-sprinkler-funny.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5313401611516100114" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 192px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="funny photo of dog drinking from hard sprinkler" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjSkPYmJnkn7mWo-XHgtFbDFAcClF-XNpGRJYEPwSrAsAKBaqUholCjKfN0_HeQhOn3fWSbPiLGOzv8KERKFxh509dpNXAT2dt3N6rWf0jnscCAj3I7sw8HPNELKkUrASgZGwlEQwhTCVA/s320/dog-drinking-from-sprinkler-funny.jpg" border="0" /></a> How funny is this? Dog is so desperate for a drink that he is willing to get one from a really fast sprinkler! Great photo.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7207483984371386449.post-80066066300782193792009-03-11T19:38:00.000-07:002009-03-11T19:40:10.475-07:00Craig in Windsor Sign for a Girlfriend<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEidNr_NtiRgz1U4dqpkmVA1Sguc5KY6ofsF_5r33gWO5XjxZ7PBYVLXOWhB9OHzmXofCbAglkbQ5xoOhPhT2_hQ34HuiUWHZJbJg6zFfWSLkUU7vWnDTz2Nd7tBb3mjXCMbjR6xQO1Wj8A/s1600-h/craig-personals-sign-windsor-looking-girlfriend.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5312125130357837634" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 300px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEidNr_NtiRgz1U4dqpkmVA1Sguc5KY6ofsF_5r33gWO5XjxZ7PBYVLXOWhB9OHzmXofCbAglkbQ5xoOhPhT2_hQ34HuiUWHZJbJg6zFfWSLkUU7vWnDTz2Nd7tBb3mjXCMbjR6xQO1Wj8A/s400/craig-personals-sign-windsor-looking-girlfriend.jpg" border="0" /></a> Would you like to be Craig from Windsor's girlfriend? He is 35, can cook a little and has a dvd collection. Thats certainly enough for some. Meet him here at 6pm on Friday.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7207483984371386449.post-77708195167993916392009-03-11T19:35:00.000-07:002009-03-11T19:37:30.783-07:00Time Machine Craig Sign Windsor<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEge14Hzdt0FJ__senItmeicFxOlcFcjmGA7NOVyCSwbzK2dWRAmCxWge0FAlaSxfSgZlP7HM1sBAzR_iT2AHCpDt_YGL6o5SIiCdvP5er559apZeLEyEK_VUcUnNZZ5b6gN_CNddRGulHs/s1600-h/craig-melbourne-funny-sign-time-machine.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5312124426996183458" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 300px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="craig from windsor time machine sign photo" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEge14Hzdt0FJ__senItmeicFxOlcFcjmGA7NOVyCSwbzK2dWRAmCxWge0FAlaSxfSgZlP7HM1sBAzR_iT2AHCpDt_YGL6o5SIiCdvP5er559apZeLEyEK_VUcUnNZZ5b6gN_CNddRGulHs/s400/craig-melbourne-funny-sign-time-machine.jpg" border="0" /></a> Craig has built a time machine and is posting this public notice to ensure that nobody is standing in this spot at 11.37am tomorrow. Its nice that he is so considerate.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7207483984371386449.post-59272619897231828272009-03-11T19:32:00.000-07:002009-03-11T19:35:02.585-07:00Craig's Sign in Windsor Lost Sweat Band<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiknh9tl_l5DDBSl_T9GQFAnd6XebT-KjaFYuwSrtRmRdI_MBU9mFLVGzs8f13m9E-xFOOINFuxY9LoMeuFXnSyP4mX2A9wIYULNO_Xqq2IxpdaUMAcOqSu8MVtLqskCG4TKrLp4qZKVI8/s1600-h/craig-lost-headband-australia-post-funny-sign.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5312123682266468370" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 300px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="funny craig sign photos lost sweat band in prahran will take you to a movie if you found it" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiknh9tl_l5DDBSl_T9GQFAnd6XebT-KjaFYuwSrtRmRdI_MBU9mFLVGzs8f13m9E-xFOOINFuxY9LoMeuFXnSyP4mX2A9wIYULNO_Xqq2IxpdaUMAcOqSu8MVtLqskCG4TKrLp4qZKVI8/s400/craig-lost-headband-australia-post-funny-sign.jpg" border="0" /></a> Craig has lost his sweat band. If you have found it, meet him here at this Australia Post box tomorrow at noon and he will take you to a movie. It has to be before 4pm cos thats when he heads to work.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7207483984371386449.post-18921296838102863322009-03-11T19:30:00.000-07:002009-03-11T19:32:24.556-07:00Craig Sign Poster Chapel Street<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEga39PZl6ilQ2C_7mAtzmDoy6333MWnH7suXOqUOTfxqIJkZnlxuNJy8x68aJuL9LF2TTeLyJ4Wn3pnPM3r54e7xqr9CfO0q-IUH7S9SGc009JXmv7BcL2PwLbhndJta6dbk_i4UjLFoFQ/s1600-h/craig-funny-sign-global-financial-crisis.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5312123167948693186" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 240px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="craig funy photo sign posters on chapel street prahran gfc" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEga39PZl6ilQ2C_7mAtzmDoy6333MWnH7suXOqUOTfxqIJkZnlxuNJy8x68aJuL9LF2TTeLyJ4Wn3pnPM3r54e7xqr9CfO0q-IUH7S9SGc009JXmv7BcL2PwLbhndJta6dbk_i4UjLFoFQ/s320/craig-funny-sign-global-financial-crisis.jpg" border="0" /></a> Craig from Windsor would like to discuss the golbl financial crisis. Meet him next to this pole on Chapel Street Prahran at 4pm if you want a chat.<br /><div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7207483984371386449.post-34050960051659499652009-03-11T19:28:00.000-07:002009-03-11T19:29:52.126-07:00Craig's Signs in Prahran & Windsor<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpWiKzkOOs-JWFI-ghwizSu7fUi5dk1opQeKSS6Ccpi31NPLg7MH9y7WFg4WSdhUSGOc4Kio6KjCbfKmgV0QosqZkHxOJ3f2Gf95ulS40cqsYBvn3xb4VLX_4o3j0oCsrH_lUCkDUXYHU/s1600-h/craig-funny-humor-note-post-stuff.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5312122513841775218" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 240px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpWiKzkOOs-JWFI-ghwizSu7fUi5dk1opQeKSS6Ccpi31NPLg7MH9y7WFg4WSdhUSGOc4Kio6KjCbfKmgV0QosqZkHxOJ3f2Gf95ulS40cqsYBvn3xb4VLX_4o3j0oCsrH_lUCkDUXYHU/s320/craig-funny-humor-note-post-stuff.jpg" border="0" /></a>Craig from windsor likes to post signs. This one suggests that he would like to do stuff. Help him out, if oyu like stuf, meet him next to this pole at 6.30pm.<br /><div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7207483984371386449.post-77808835887746765712009-03-11T19:24:00.000-07:002009-03-11T19:35:34.357-07:00Funny Craig from Windsor Photo Signs<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjK0EOOGyviFtQNTaSGaeM458iUojRU6dDH1a54Vq0WUhmVXP-euIqlTDzX8Tk0UTD4hrGhat_c8Nb_wUP8Uarh80C067bOuahT86nZK8GRUtoiC_igQz9WzD-JbZyRDx8wa2MoiUjYTPQ/s1600-h/craig-for-sale-mattress-cokes-banana-bigm.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5312122016160121202" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 240px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjK0EOOGyviFtQNTaSGaeM458iUojRU6dDH1a54Vq0WUhmVXP-euIqlTDzX8Tk0UTD4hrGhat_c8Nb_wUP8Uarh80C067bOuahT86nZK8GRUtoiC_igQz9WzD-JbZyRDx8wa2MoiUjYTPQ/s320/craig-for-sale-mattress-cokes-banana-bigm.jpg" border="0" /></a> Would you like a queen size mattress? Craig from Windsor thinks you might - swap you for a couple of bucks so he can get a banana Big M.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7207483984371386449.post-16072161722766233892009-02-15T21:01:00.000-08:002009-02-15T21:03:10.184-08:00Crazy Screaming Hong Kong Woman at AirportWhat not to do when you miss your flight. What was this woman at the Hong Kong Airport thinking? Probably wasn't, just mad and crazy. If you don't like listening to a screaming woman, don't watch this video.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xbVw7entkxg&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xbVw7entkxg&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7207483984371386449.post-58671504185988810202009-02-03T15:37:00.000-08:002009-02-03T15:37:01.047-08:00Wedgie Poke Olympic Wrestling<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtnjHPsDuf2racIH7mtBd0udaH0OV3NLcLCaMbep3iNafdEC6qDCtnkhR5phYjTzXwrOfeuPvoPC3vIN1fqjgmdPOmFcZoPHd1AWAfJ_angiuInKdXlPDobCtaPQFZe8Bc4-Z6S0VaRpM/s1600-h/funny-olympic-womens-wrestling-pic.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5297977574797302690" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 180px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="funny olympic wrestling photo hand stuck up butt of girl angry faces" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtnjHPsDuf2racIH7mtBd0udaH0OV3NLcLCaMbep3iNafdEC6qDCtnkhR5phYjTzXwrOfeuPvoPC3vIN1fqjgmdPOmFcZoPHd1AWAfJ_angiuInKdXlPDobCtaPQFZe8Bc4-Z6S0VaRpM/s320/funny-olympic-womens-wrestling-pic.jpg" border="0" /></a> Its more than just the finger up the butt crack here thats disturbing. Its the mean look on the face of the poker and the look of pain on the recipient. Ouch.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7207483984371386449.post-23569288006564525752009-02-03T07:28:00.000-08:002009-02-03T07:29:37.857-08:00Just a 12 Year Old Gigolo in Hong KongPolice in Hong Kong are investigating a 12-year-old schoolboy who posted naked pictures of himself online and offered himself as a gigolo for women as old as 45.<br /><br />The boy gave himself the nickname Little Leung and offered sexual services to "females between the ages of 10 and 45" on an adult friendship forum, the Hong Kong Standard reported on Monday.<br /><br />His bizarre advertisement, which included a photograph of his private parts, described him as a Christian and offered to "make love" to girls and women for 450 Hong Kong dollars ($A91).<br /><br />Outraged internet users published the boy's personal details online and threatened to report him to the secondary school where he is a first-year pupil.<br /><br />The schoolboy's identity was revealed by a process known in China as "human search engine," in which internet users pool resources and information to track a person down.<br /><br />After he was unmasked, the boy on Saturday posted an online appeal to his principal and teachers not to expel him from school, the Standard said.<br /><br />Police said they were investigating the case but said no arrests or charges had been made. Soliciting for an immoral purpose carries a maximum six-month jail sentence in Hong Kong for adult offenders.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7207483984371386449.post-11993346971487022572009-02-01T23:16:00.000-08:002009-02-01T23:17:05.253-08:00Jehovah's Witness in Heaven JokeA man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?"<br /><br />The man says, "Methodist."<br /><br />St. Peter looks down his list, and says, "Go to room 24, but be very quiet as you pass room 8."<br /><br />Another man arrives at the gates of heaven. "Religion?"<br /><br />"Baptist."<br /><br />"Go to room 18, but be very quiet as you pass room 8."<br /><br />A third man arrives at the gates. "Religion?"<br /><br />"Jewish."<br /><br />"Go to room 11, but be very quiet as you pass room 8."<br /><br />The man says, "I can understand there being different rooms for different religions, but why must I be quiet when I pass room 8?"<br /><br />St. Peter tells him, "Well the Jehovah's Witnesses are in room 8, and they think they're the only ones here.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7207483984371386449.post-30419375532948052362009-02-01T15:25:00.000-08:002009-02-01T15:26:19.319-08:00French Toilet Bank RobberMARSEILLE, France - A hapless thief drilled his way into a French bank at the weekend, but missed the safe and instead found himself in a lavatory where he was promptly arrested, a French newspaper reported Sunday.<br /><br />The 21-year-old broke into a building adjoining a branch of Banque Populaire in the Mediterranean port city of Marseille in the early hours of Saturday morning, La Provence newspaper said.<br /><br />The paper said the man, who came from Belgium and was not named, thought that he was going to end up in a room housing safe deposit boxes but instead drilled into the lavatories.<br /><br />Alarms were triggered when he broke through the wall and police caught the man when they arrived on the scene.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7207483984371386449.post-20254375256187753672009-01-27T15:08:00.000-08:002009-01-27T15:09:42.241-08:00Dont Eat Blowfish BallsSeven diners in northern Japan fell ill and three remained hospitalised on Tuesday after eating blowfish testicles prepared in a restaurant not authorised to serve the poisonous delicacy.<br /><br />The owner of the restaurant in Tsuruoka city, who is also the chef, had no licence to serve blowfish and was being questioned on suspicion of professional negligence, police official Yoshihito Iwase said.<br /><br />Blowfish, while extremely poisonous if not prepared properly, is considered a delicacy in Japan and is consumed by thrill-seeking gourmets.<br /><br />Iwase said the seven men ordered sashimi and grilled blowfish testicles at the restaurant on Monday night.<br /><br />Shortly after, they developed limb paralysis and breathing trouble and started to lose consciousness - typical signs of blowfish poisoning - and were rushed to a hospital for treatment, Iwase said.<br /><br />A 68-year-old diner remained hospitalised in critical condition with respiratory failure and two others, aged 55 and 69, were in serious condition, he said.<br /><br />"It's scary. If you go to a decent-looking restaurant that serves fugu, you would assume a cook has a proper fugu licence," Iwase said, using the Japanese term for blowfish.<br /><br />Blowfish poison, called tetrodotoxin, is nearly 100 times more poisonous than potassium cyanide, according to the Ishikawa Health Service Association. It can cause death within an hour and a half after consumption.<br /><br />Three people died and 44 others were sickened by blowfish poisoning in 2007 - most of them after catching the fish and cooking it at home - according to the Health Ministry.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7207483984371386449.post-44274898279087322272009-01-26T05:58:00.000-08:002009-01-26T06:02:27.236-08:00How Not to Park Your Car<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiYNR5MsDh_e1a8fzGc4GO8NMrvrSd76CQ-Bmss9MI8e4vviwRY0PDq5t_QWuaz9bne3RgiVWwXU98sOlJWsxN3VVTBtEqBrJxB5SRDUErzBfnB1ToXvNG3Z9E-zSgwi_OO_lGL2-D92zU/s1600-h/how-to-park-your-car-funny-pictures.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5295601663753040882" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 208px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="funny photo of car parked on top of another one accident good lesson in how not to park" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiYNR5MsDh_e1a8fzGc4GO8NMrvrSd76CQ-Bmss9MI8e4vviwRY0PDq5t_QWuaz9bne3RgiVWwXU98sOlJWsxN3VVTBtEqBrJxB5SRDUErzBfnB1ToXvNG3Z9E-zSgwi_OO_lGL2-D92zU/s320/how-to-park-your-car-funny-pictures.jpg" border="0" /></a> Yes, this is a good example of how not to park you car. You should usually try to avoid placing it on top of another one. Oops.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7207483984371386449.post-72814383688644247072009-01-26T05:46:00.000-08:002009-01-26T05:50:44.079-08:00No More President Bush JokeLast week an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President George W. Bush." <br /><br />The Marine replied, "Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer President and doesn't reside here." The old man said, "Ok," and walked away. <br /><br />The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President George W. Bush". <br /><br />The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Bush is no longer President and doesn't reside here." The man thanked him and again walked away. <br /><br />The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President George W. Bush." <br /><br />The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Bush. I've told you already several times that Mr. Bush is not the President anymore and doesn't reside here. Don't you understand?" <br /><br />The old man answered, "Oh, I understand you fine, I just love hearing your answer!" <br /><br />The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow"Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7207483984371386449.post-44070823019157517052009-01-25T22:18:00.000-08:002009-01-25T22:19:15.516-08:00Boy Impersonates Cop in ChicagoA 14-year-old aspiring police officer donned a uniform, walked into a Chicago police station and managed to get an assignment - patrolling in a squad car for five hours before he was detected, US police said on Sunday.<br /><br />The boy did not have a gun, never issued any tickets and didn't drive the squad car, Deputy Superintendent Daniel Dugan said.<br /><br />Assistant Superintendent James Jackson said the ruse was discovered only after the boy's patrol with an actual officer ended on Saturday.<br /><br />Officers noticed his uniform lacked a star that is part of the regulation uniform.<br /><br />Police said they were investigating how the deception went undetected for so long in what they described as a serious security breach.<br /><br />Police didn't identify the boy because of his age. He has been charged as a juvenile with impersonating an officer.<br /><br />Dugan said the boy looked older than 14 and was motivated by a desire to be an officer, not malice or "ill intent".<br /><br />The boy once took part in a Chicago program for youth interested in policing, so he would have been familiar with some procedures, perhaps helping him blend in, police spokeswoman Monique Bond said.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7207483984371386449.post-92194986718391828302009-01-25T03:47:00.000-08:002009-01-25T03:49:32.300-08:00Funniest Marriage Names Weener Whipple<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgFW-x2PyEOEpJa-AVqDkrxmkx19B4YdoVCaDAwh0bDiCFDoCh8hlmeOs8cnX13VCD2IpIUX-qb8hawY0Xxp0T5YG8w6beab3Ay6V1G8iLjWrEEp1LFAEF_G3LfNUN45Ku6zvAxzzKq5PY/s1600-h/funniest-marriage-names-weener-whipple.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5295196607164510034" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 220px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 130px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="funy marriage names ad in newspaper engagement of weener whipple" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgFW-x2PyEOEpJa-AVqDkrxmkx19B4YdoVCaDAwh0bDiCFDoCh8hlmeOs8cnX13VCD2IpIUX-qb8hawY0Xxp0T5YG8w6beab3Ay6V1G8iLjWrEEp1LFAEF_G3LfNUN45Ku6zvAxzzKq5PY/s320/funniest-marriage-names-weener-whipple.jpg" border="0" /></a>Congratulations to Amy Weener and Mathew Whipple on their engagement. At least Amy can lose the Weener name and take Whipple if she wants. Or Mathew could go against the trend and become a Weener.<br /><div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7207483984371386449.post-90178561638632985282009-01-25T03:42:00.000-08:002009-01-25T03:46:46.371-08:00How to Outrun a TigerTwo friends are walking in the jungle.<br /><br />Suddenly a tiger appears in the distance running toward them. One friend pulls a pair of 'Nikes' out of his bag and quickly puts them on.<br /><br />With a surprised look, the other friend says, "You don't really think you can out run that tiger with those?"<br /><br />"I don't need to out run the tiger", his friend replies, "I just need to run faster than you".Unknownnoreply@blogger.com