There is something altogether wrong about this photo of a woman's red legs being used as a wash basin. Have a look at that pose and the way the kid has to lean over the backside to get to the tap. Yes, very wrong.
Red Legs Rude Wash Basin
There is something altogether wrong about this photo of a woman's red legs being used as a wash basin. Have a look at that pose and the way the kid has to lean over the backside to get to the tap. Yes, very wrong.
Funny High Heel Stool Shoes
Ive never understood the obsession with high heel shoes. This is a smart alteration, make them in the shape of a stools or chair. Foot stools? More comfortable.
Clever Marketing Joke
An inter-office softball game was held every year between the marketing and support staff of one company.
The support staff beat the marketing department soundly.
To show just how the marketing department earns their living, they posted this memo on the bulletin board after the game:
"The Marketing Department is pleased to announce that for the 2008 Softball Season, we came in 2nd place, having lost but one game all year. The Support Department, however, had a rather dismal season, winning only one game."
The support staff beat the marketing department soundly.
To show just how the marketing department earns their living, they posted this memo on the bulletin board after the game:
"The Marketing Department is pleased to announce that for the 2008 Softball Season, we came in 2nd place, having lost but one game all year. The Support Department, however, had a rather dismal season, winning only one game."
Christmas Thanksgiving Turkey Hiding
This turkey doesnt want to become dinner does he? What better way to hide than by putting a lamp shade on your head. Better to be sitting down to thanksgiving or christmas dinner rather than being dinner itself.
Strange Questions for Life
1. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
2. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
3. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
4. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
5. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
6. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
7. Why do "tug" boats push their barges?
8. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
9. Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?
10. Why is it call "after dark" when it really is "after light"?
11. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
12. Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?
13. Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?
14. Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?
15. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
16. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
17. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
18. Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?
19. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?
20. How come abbreviated is such a long word?
21. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
22. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
23. Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?
2. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
3. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
4. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
5. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
6. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
7. Why do "tug" boats push their barges?
8. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
9. Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?
10. Why is it call "after dark" when it really is "after light"?
11. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
12. Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?
13. Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?
14. Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?
15. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
16. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
17. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
18. Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?
19. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?
20. How come abbreviated is such a long word?
21. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
22. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
23. Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?
Funny Mens Inheritance Joke
Still living at home, bored, and expecting to inherit a fortune when his sickly widower father died, Bob decided he needed a woman to keep him company.
So he went to a singles bar, and he searched until he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away. "Right now, I'm just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but within a month or two, my father will pass away and I'll inherit over 20 million dollars."
The woman went home with Bob that night.
And four days later, she became his stepmother.
So he went to a singles bar, and he searched until he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away. "Right now, I'm just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but within a month or two, my father will pass away and I'll inherit over 20 million dollars."
The woman went home with Bob that night.
And four days later, she became his stepmother.
Funny Helium Gas Picture
I guess this is helium, but i suppose it could be any gas or even oxygen. Its what happens when you let it escape from the bottle. Nice face fella.
Hang On Overcrowded Truck
This truck is so old im not quite sure how it is still running. And it is leaning an awful lot under its load. Thats not stopping these desperate people from climbing aboard and hanging on for dear life. I particularly like the lady in yellow who looks like she might fall at any moment. Odd.
What About Gay Marriage Video
A very funny satirical take on Gay Marriage. At least i hope its satire. What we might have seen in the 1950's.
Funny Swahili Translation Joke
A company was doing an English-language movie where, at one point, an exhausted messenger was supposed to dash in, collapse, and gasp out a vital message in Swahili.
They even found someone who knew the language, and the scene worked beautifully in the movie - until it played in an African town where Swahili was well-known. A moment of high drama nose-dived into comedy as the panting messenger gasped out:
"I don't think I am being paid enough for this part!"
They even found someone who knew the language, and the scene worked beautifully in the movie - until it played in an African town where Swahili was well-known. A moment of high drama nose-dived into comedy as the panting messenger gasped out:
"I don't think I am being paid enough for this part!"
How Not to Build Your Carport Garage
Thats right, make sure when you build your carport or garage, you put a driveway up to it, and not just landscape a lawn in front of it. Very hard to get your car in. Then again, maybe these guys dont have a car. They just want to fill the garage with junk.
Stuck on a Desert Island Joke
The shipwrecked man had spent a number of years on a deserted island.
Then one morning he was thrilled to see a ship offshore and a smaller vessel pulling out toward him.
When the boat grounded on the beach, the officer in charge handed the marooned man a bundle of newspapers and told him, "With the captain's compliments. He said to read through these and let us know if you still want to be rescued."
Then one morning he was thrilled to see a ship offshore and a smaller vessel pulling out toward him.
When the boat grounded on the beach, the officer in charge handed the marooned man a bundle of newspapers and told him, "With the captain's compliments. He said to read through these and let us know if you still want to be rescued."
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