This isnt the funniest thing i have ever seen, but it is really clever.
Star Wars Fat Pole Kid
There is just something funny about videos with fat kids. Im not quite sure what this kid is trying to achieve with this pole. Maybe it's a Scientology mating dance. I will note however that the fat pole kid is a likely future contender for the Darwin Awards.
Now have a look what some clever person has done - a little bit of technology, and this fat kid looks like a freakin hero.
Now have a look what some clever person has done - a little bit of technology, and this fat kid looks like a freakin hero.
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
Classic scene from a classic movie. Background for those who have missed it - Steve Martin and Michael Caine are a couple of scam artists, in a competition with each other to see who can first scam $50,000 from Janet. Martin claims to be unable to walk due to the stress of seeing his fiance with another woman. The only man who could help him is the fictitious, Dr. Emil Shaufhausen, who costs $50,000 for his therapy. Enter Michael Caine.
Tom Cruise's Birthday
Tom Cruise's Scientology Birthday. Is this funny? I'm just thinking that anymore of this, and i'm going to rename this blog Friday Freakiness.
Swear Jar
I dont want to turn this blog into free advertising for Bud Light - but golly gee, they make some darn good commercials.
And Ricky Gervais
8 mins, but it is Ricky Gervais - if you like The Office or Extras, this is worth your time...
A bit of Borat
What would a funny friday site be like without a bit of Borat? This from UK's comic relief.
Cold Shoulder
They say Cricket is a gentleman's game. This from an Australian v India match, one of the funniest things ive seen in a long time. A nude streaker invades the ground, pursued by a dozen or more police, only to find a stiff shoulder from Aussie batsman Andrew Symonds.
Bud Light Institute 1
If it wasnt for the Bud Light Institute, where would us men be? A revised history of the 20th century.
CSI Miami
All we need here is a glib one line from Horatio Cain. No need for the sunglasses, or any glasses for that matter with this suspect...
Two Chinese Boys
The orignial from the Two Chinese Boys - yes, that's really their name. This is a couple of years old - but its worth it, these guys are classic. And the Backstreet Boys aint bad either...did i really just admit that?
Bush or Bush
It's nice to see that President Bush can poke fun at himself at least once a year. That makes a change from the other 364 days where we do it.
Black President Bush
Dave Chapelle doing his best to let us know what a black President Bush would be like.
Idol Winners?
There are some people in this world you shouldn't laugh at. So whatever you do, don't laugh.
Tom Cruise on Tom Cruise
Is this or isnt this Tom Cruise? Craig Ferguson doing a very decent impression of Tom Cruise on scientology. We'd show you the real Cruise video on scientology - but its just too scary...seriously.
Voice Recognition
We all hate companies that use automated voice recognition don't we? This is just a great ad - hits the spot perfectly.
Danny Bhoy in Montreal
This is one for the girls...hmm, why? Well he's really good looking and really funny. What more do you need? Enjoy.
Happy Couple
A couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs the wife sarcastically asked, "Relatives of yours?" "Yes" the husband replied, "In-laws."
Clever Kid
A teacher asks her class, if there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?
She calls on little Johnny. He replies, none, they all fly away with the first gun shot.
The teacher replies, the correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.
Then Little Johnny says, I have a question for you. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone?
To which Little Johnny replied, the correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking.
She calls on little Johnny. He replies, none, they all fly away with the first gun shot.
The teacher replies, the correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.
Then Little Johnny says, I have a question for you. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone?
To which Little Johnny replied, the correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking.
Bad Day at the Office 1
I love the people who come up with these. This is the first of the Bad Day in the Office...
Office Games
Play cool office games for points. Hey, something has to punctuate the dreariness.
ONE POINT
Run one lap around the office at top speed. Walk sideways to the photocopier.
Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.
When they're not looking, pour most of someone's fresh cup of coffee into your mug leaving them with an inch of brew.
Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."
To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.
While riding an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.
THREE-POINTS
Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it." - Double points if you do this to a manager.
Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle.
Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
FIVE POINTS
At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).
Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as 'Bob'.
Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do number two".
After every sentence, say 'mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in, "the report's on your desk, mon". Keep this up for one hour.
While an office mate is out, move their chair into the elevator.
In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, all of you just shut up!"
In a colleague's diary, write in 10 am: "See how I look in tights".
Carry your laptop over to your colleague and ask "You wanna trade?"
Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now"
Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about it"
Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc.) during a very important conference call.
Tuck one pant leg into your sock and when queried, answer, "not now" and walk away.
ONE POINT
Run one lap around the office at top speed. Walk sideways to the photocopier.
Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.
When they're not looking, pour most of someone's fresh cup of coffee into your mug leaving them with an inch of brew.
Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."
To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.
While riding an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.
THREE-POINTS
Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it." - Double points if you do this to a manager.
Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle.
Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
FIVE POINTS
At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).
Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as 'Bob'.
Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do number two".
After every sentence, say 'mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in, "the report's on your desk, mon". Keep this up for one hour.
While an office mate is out, move their chair into the elevator.
In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, all of you just shut up!"
In a colleague's diary, write in 10 am: "See how I look in tights".
Carry your laptop over to your colleague and ask "You wanna trade?"
Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now"
Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about it"
Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc.) during a very important conference call.
Tuck one pant leg into your sock and when queried, answer, "not now" and walk away.
The Job Interview
Poor Guy Goma - he turned up at the BBC for a job interview for a data support position, only to find himself being interviewed on air re his reaction to the Apple v Apple court case. Apparently they got the wrong "Guy" - the real expert Guy Kewney was left waiting in reception.
Still, an amazing performance by Goma - love his reaction at the start of the interview. Yet by all reports, he didnt get the position. Shame BBC, shame.
Still, an amazing performance by Goma - love his reaction at the start of the interview. Yet by all reports, he didnt get the position. Shame BBC, shame.
The Conductor
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."
The mother was outraged and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for two hours. When you come out, you can play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears him continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember there is no smoking on the train. We hope you have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the two hour delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."
The mother was outraged and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for two hours. When you come out, you can play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears him continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember there is no smoking on the train. We hope you have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the two hour delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."
Sesame Streets
Umm, this isnt one for the kids. If you know what i mean. Caution - language may offend those who consider sesame street to be good family viewing.
Ticking Potter
With over 35 million views on youtube, this Harry Potter spoof must be considered to be ok - if you havent seen it, good luck in getting the song out of your head...like ever.
The Translator
Who do you call when your translator doesn't turn up? Catherine Tate of course - this is an absolute classic. Politically correct? No...but enjoy. Oh, by the way,this is not my sandwich.
Office Sports
Well, wouldnt we all like to try this? I like the guy on the bike - does he double as the office manager? Keep an eye on the non active office staff - paying no attention at all!
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