This blonde walked into a clothes store and asked the cashier if he had a hanger or something to unlock her car because she locked her keys in the car.
He nodded and handed her a hanger. She thanked him and went outside to set to work.
A little while later the cashier decided to check on her and saw her working at it and another blonde inside the car was saying "a little to the left...no, a little to the right..."
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Blondes in Space Joke
A blond, a brunette, and a redhead were trying out for a new NASA experiment on sending women to different planets. First, They called the brunette in and asked her a question.
"If you could go to any planet, what planet would you want? To go to and why?"
After pondering the question she answered, "I would like to go to Mars, because it seems so interesting with all the recent news about possible extra terrestrial life on the planet."
They said "well okay, thank you." And told her that they would get back to her.
Next, the redhead entered the room and the NASA people asked her same question. In reply, "I would like to go to Saturn to see all of its rings." Again, "thank you" and they would get back to her.
Finally, the blond entered the room and they asked her the same question they asked the brunette and the redhead. She thought for a while and replied, "I would like to go to the Sun."
The people from NASA replied, "Why, don't you know that if you went to the sun you would burn to death?"
The blond smirked and put her hands on her hips. "Are you Guys dumb? I'd go at night!"
"If you could go to any planet, what planet would you want? To go to and why?"
After pondering the question she answered, "I would like to go to Mars, because it seems so interesting with all the recent news about possible extra terrestrial life on the planet."
They said "well okay, thank you." And told her that they would get back to her.
Next, the redhead entered the room and the NASA people asked her same question. In reply, "I would like to go to Saturn to see all of its rings." Again, "thank you" and they would get back to her.
Finally, the blond entered the room and they asked her the same question they asked the brunette and the redhead. She thought for a while and replied, "I would like to go to the Sun."
The people from NASA replied, "Why, don't you know that if you went to the sun you would burn to death?"
The blond smirked and put her hands on her hips. "Are you Guys dumb? I'd go at night!"
Funniest Blonde Sister & Mother Joke
A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about all his employees' well being, asked sympathetically, "What's the matter?"
To which the blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away."
The boss, feeling very sorry at this point, explains to the young girl. "Why don't you go home for the day - we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest."
The blonde very calmly states, "No, I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here."
The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual, saying "If you need anything, just let me know."
A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde hysterically crying. He rushes out to her, asking, "Are you ok?"
"No," exclaims the blonde. "I just got a call from my sister. She told me that HER mother died too!"
To which the blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away."
The boss, feeling very sorry at this point, explains to the young girl. "Why don't you go home for the day - we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest."
The blonde very calmly states, "No, I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here."
The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual, saying "If you need anything, just let me know."
A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde hysterically crying. He rushes out to her, asking, "Are you ok?"
"No," exclaims the blonde. "I just got a call from my sister. She told me that HER mother died too!"
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