A geek goes to prison for fraud and they put him in a cell with a 300LB guy. Having heard what happens to geeks in prison and being nervous he figures he had better introduce himself.
He extends his hand and says with a quivering voice, Hi my name is John Smith.
The big guy who actually is a nice guy extends his and says my name is Turner Brown. The geek passes out.
The big guy fans him and brings him too. Why did you pass out he asked?
The geek replies, what did you say your name was? Turner Brown he replies. Oh God the geek says I thought you said "TURN AROUND".